Mark Geoffrey Young: The Best Ever Book of Millwall Jokes : Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who


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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Millwall Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Millwall Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Millwall Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Millwall Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Millwall Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Millwall Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Millwall Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Millwall Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Millwall Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Millwall Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
-Amanda Johnson, M.A., Assistant Professor of English, Collin College, Plano, Texas"This book includes not only original theories and techniques for reading improvement, but also a totally exclusive method of presenting practice exercises that makes it extremely easy to begin reading whole ideas at a time. Pick up this book and start reading with your whole brain." Enslaved by the evil ferret King Agarno and his daughter, Princess Kurda?slavers who have shackled hundreds?the brave squirrelmaid Triss, along with Shogg the otter and Welfo the hedgehog, plans a daring escape by sea. In her flights, Triss happens upon Redwall, and the abbey creatures discover a new hero in her. Someone brave enough to carry the sword of Martin and face the evil that threatens them . . . Oxford Reading Tree: Level 16: TreeTops Non-Fiction: Arms and Armour download book ?Scrumptious feasts, rollicking humor, swashbuckling heroes, faithful friends, and treacherous villains magically combine through three intertwined action-packed plots into one unforgettable, spellbinding story.?
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Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Number of Pages: 106 pages
Published Date: 21 Jul 2013
Publisher: Createspace
Publication Country: United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9781490585482
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